Thursday, October 21, 2004
went out with michelle, fanglynn and aiyan today....watched white chicks...wow....damn funny...in fact...the whole movie experience would be a-ok if it wasnt for the guy/girl behind me laughing like an athsmatic donkey....i seriously didnt know whether to dump my nachos over her or to force michelle's coke cup down her bloody throat......i did neither....i just sat there like some blur toad taking in 1.5 hours of her/his wheezing laughter...i hate myself....
after the movie...fanglynn kept repeating this particular one line in the movie...dammit....it was horrible.......aiyan pretended to laugh...wow....smooth move aiyan...this spurred her on to say it again and again and again....*gasp*...i'm gonna die from the lack of good funny one-liners...
didnt buy my drumsticks today...damn orchard road......before the movie, when we got off the bus...we were approached by this woman....she asked us for donations...den she suggested that all of us share the gigantic, humongous cost of $5...dammit....i reached into my wallet and pulled out a dollar...aiyan and michelle made no move...fanglynn didnt even bring her wallet...den the whole world froze...aiyan said the immortal words which made me contemplate on having plastic surgery there and then..."we are going to a movie...no money...".....damn....that was pure brainlessness....the woman looked at her which simply said..."you gotta be kidding me..."...i probed aiyan for 1 dollar....no luck...i would have more chances of catching a fish in orchard road then to get money out of aiyan...den i looked at michelle for money......again....no luck...damn...i wished as hard as i could to make the girl go away....i even thought of a thousand and one ways to murder a woman with a small chequebook like thing until...the woman released us from her torture and moved onto her next victim of the day...then when we were approaching another one of the woman's lackeys...wad did she do and say? "SIAM SIAM SIAM SIAM!!"...then she pushes us away...when we were walking down orchard road, aiyan turned to me and said.."see? i saved ur one dollar...." damn......save me somebody...its only a friggin dollar!! haix...
in the bus to orchard road...we did many stuff.....stuff like vandalising the back seat chairs...even vandalising some guy's hair...well....hmm...fanglynn did it...we used correction fluid...wahahaha! den fanglynn got this sick idea of coloring one strand of the guy's hair...who was sitting in front of us and sleeping....boy.......i feel for you dude....and sitting diagonally across from me were two very tone-deaf guys....singing along to God-knows-what...it was horrible...i bet...when we pitch them against jerry and christopher, jerry and christopher would beat them hands down...it was mental torture...
when fanglynn and i were talking about how close [ahem ahem] is to [cough cough!], you should have seen aiyan's face...it was bloody black...which could only mean one thing.......someone is jealous...haha! we did it several times....it was fun to see aiyan in that state...it was like watching a bad weepy channel 8 9 o' clock drama serial...
so...it was fun all the way...except for a few life threatening incidents which happened along the way....not life threatening to us in any way...but...to the strangers i yapped about just now...yah...yah...yah.....it was worth a few sessions of therapy...and now...excuse me for i'm late for my session with the psychologist...wahahhahahaha!
after the movie...fanglynn kept repeating this particular one line in the movie...dammit....it was horrible.......aiyan pretended to laugh...wow....smooth move aiyan...this spurred her on to say it again and again and again....*gasp*...i'm gonna die from the lack of good funny one-liners...
didnt buy my drumsticks today...damn orchard road......before the movie, when we got off the bus...we were approached by this woman....she asked us for donations...den she suggested that all of us share the gigantic, humongous cost of $5...dammit....i reached into my wallet and pulled out a dollar...aiyan and michelle made no move...fanglynn didnt even bring her wallet...den the whole world froze...aiyan said the immortal words which made me contemplate on having plastic surgery there and then..."we are going to a movie...no money...".....damn....that was pure brainlessness....the woman looked at her which simply said..."you gotta be kidding me..."...i probed aiyan for 1 dollar....no luck...i would have more chances of catching a fish in orchard road then to get money out of aiyan...den i looked at michelle for money......again....no luck...damn...i wished as hard as i could to make the girl go away....i even thought of a thousand and one ways to murder a woman with a small chequebook like thing until...the woman released us from her torture and moved onto her next victim of the day...then when we were approaching another one of the woman's lackeys...wad did she do and say? "SIAM SIAM SIAM SIAM!!"...then she pushes us away...when we were walking down orchard road, aiyan turned to me and said.."see? i saved ur one dollar...." damn......save me somebody...its only a friggin dollar!! haix...
in the bus to orchard road...we did many stuff.....stuff like vandalising the back seat chairs...even vandalising some guy's hair...well....hmm...fanglynn did it...we used correction fluid...wahahaha! den fanglynn got this sick idea of coloring one strand of the guy's hair...who was sitting in front of us and sleeping....boy.......i feel for you dude....and sitting diagonally across from me were two very tone-deaf guys....singing along to God-knows-what...it was horrible...i bet...when we pitch them against jerry and christopher, jerry and christopher would beat them hands down...it was mental torture...
when fanglynn and i were talking about how close [ahem ahem] is to [cough cough!], you should have seen aiyan's face...it was bloody black...which could only mean one thing.......someone is jealous...haha! we did it several times....it was fun to see aiyan in that state...it was like watching a bad weepy channel 8 9 o' clock drama serial...
so...it was fun all the way...except for a few life threatening incidents which happened along the way....not life threatening to us in any way...but...to the strangers i yapped about just now...yah...yah...yah.....it was worth a few sessions of therapy...and now...excuse me for i'm late for my session with the psychologist...wahahhahahaha!